Run Dick Run
Jane: Run Dick Run.
Dick: I’m running.
Jane: It’s hot!
Dick: Arizona isn’t Alaska.
Jane: Look Dick Look! Naked people hiding in the sage brush!
Dick: Where?
Jane: Over there stupid.
Dick: No one important. Job seekers I guess.
Jane: Run Dick Run.
Dick: There’s a big line of soldiers up ahead.
Jane: Their arms & legs are missing.
Dick: Don’t sweat the small stuff.
Jane: Look Dick! A money tree. Let’s rest in the shade.
Dick: This is my very favorite tree. I come here a lot.
Jane: You do?
Dick: There’s Cheney on the top branch holding onto to Dubya.
Jane: Who are those two chaps approaching with an axe?
Dick: Woodchoppers. Look Jane! They’re chopping my tree down.
Jane: Run Dick run!
Posted by scretek on 09/15 at 01:26 PM