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Monday, March 19, 2007
THE FAGGOT FILES
A couple of weeks ago, during a conservative gathering, the notorious Ann Coulter called Democratic No-Chance-In-Hell-Of-Being-President-EVER Candidate John Edwards a "faggot". After she made the comment, the conservative audience, in typical homophobic fashion, laughed and applauded. Being a "Reagan Republican", I also dig Ann Coulter...mostly. I dig it when she points out inconsistencies by the Dems, I dig it when she calls bullshit when it needs to be called. But I don't dig it when she sounds like a 13 year old homophobic boy, calling everyone gay.
This is the same woman who made allegations that both Bill and Hillary Clinton are probably gay. Bill Clinton??? The best she could come up with was that he may be gay? He's as un-gay as a man ever was. If Bill Clinton could get away with it, he'd strap on a pussy feedbag and wear it everywhere he went (an invention I'm currently rushing to patent, by the way). The man digs chicks. A lot. He digs chicks so much he doesn't even care what they look like. Obviously.
The problem here is that Coulter is under the impression that it's an insult to call someone gay. Are there still people who really think this way? Seriously? Clearly there are, since she received an ovation after her Edwards comment. I'm embarrassed to be a republican lately. Ann Coulter is to the right what Michael Moore is to the wrong. Just a loud, obnoxious relative who sometimes makes a salient point but mostly just won't shut the fuck up. But Coulter is kinda hot in a way that Michael Moore just can't pull off, which is why the homophobic, middle aged conservative males still listen to her. I still can't figure out why liberals listen to Michael Moore. Maybe the baseball caps have some sort of hypnotic powers. Who knows? Am I rambling? Sorry.
Ok, John Edwards is prissy. Hes's plastic, but he's not gay. And even if he was gay, it would still be a moronic thing to use as an insult. Gay, straight, bi, poly, omni, tranny....whatever.....none of it matters. What matters is that John Edwards will NEVER come close to being President. And why? Because he looks like a Ken doll. That's why he won't even be Vice-President. Remember what happened last time we let a Ken doll be VP? P.O.T.A.T.O.E. Can I get an Amen? That's what I thought.
Here are 2 pics. Can you tell which one is the real John Edwards?
Spooky? You bet your socialized medicine wanting ass. John Edwards is a slime-ball attorney with an over inflated sense of self. That's why he thinks he can be President. He's dishonest and duplicitous. He served as director of the Center on Poverty, Work and Opportunity, which sounds nice. At the same time, he was serving as a consultant for Fortress Investment Group, an asset management firm that exists to help incredibly wealthy people keep their money away from the folks Edwards was pretending to help in the Center on Poverty, Work and Opportunity.
John Edwards isn't a faggot. He's a lawyer.
And a Ken doll.
Love You,
Gull
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